Many hours of nil
conspire together to make
this haiku pointless.

At first I tried thinking about this seriously; whether I'd go for whether Diana was assassinated, all this Area 42 or whatever it is business about Roswell and all that sort of jazz, but it didn't take me very long to go back to my silly roots and decide that actually, I wouldn't go for any of that at all.  I'd be straight into the folder marked ' ( Read more... )

My favourite subject was English - English Language even then, I believe, though of course I didn't know it.  I used to love all the spelling rules, and even the grammar bits... I've loved apostrophes for a very, very long time now.  Of course, the grammar wasn't all of it.  I'm sure anybody who's glanced even briefly at my journal will be able to ( Read more... )

Well, God played a pretty good one.  I'm off school, and starving; I can't eat because I know I'll throw up if I do!  That's super-funny, big guy.

Thanks for that.

We die!

I used to believe in some sort of afterlife but I'm not so sure anymore.  It's odd because I do believe in ghosts, but the general concept of heaven and hell isn't really comprehensible to me; I think it's just too coincidential.  I think it's a nice support system for people who don't want life to end, but myself?  Death doesn't scare me - ( Read more... )

Oh my goodness, there are probably hundreds of things I do on a regular basis that annoys people, but the first thing I thought of when I read this question was my paper-flicking habit.  I just can't help it.  I'll be reading a book, miles away at Longbourn or Hogwarts or wherever and I'll start flicking the pages with my left hand.  It's automatic ( Read more... )

I don't know about true love.  Do I?

Yes, I probably do.

I'm not so convinced about love at first sight, though... unless you're a vampire ready to bond.

Likely-to-be-HPH-related-drabble tiem!  (Ignore the chatspeak.)

( Did Charles believe in true love? Of course he did; he saw it all around him... )

Strictly speaking, I haven't got writer's block, but I haven't posted for about a billion years and this seemed like an interesting question to answer.  To be honest I don't think I'd ever be able to choose just one point, so I'm going to pick a few instead.  That's not cheating, is it?  If you had a time machine there wouldn't be a limit on how ( Read more... )